Gambling Joke 12

Harry was a compulsive gambler, and made bets on everything at the casino to bets from the horses, dogs, football, baseball, basketball, snooker and even soccer games.

When Harry was down to his last dollar, he went to his best friend and said “Roy, I need $1000, we have no food, I owe rent, the kids need jeans for school, and the wife won’t leave the house because we have bad checks at all the stores. Can you help me out?”

So his best friend gave him $2000 to get him ahead, but on one condition, that he does not use the money for gambling. Harry’s response was “Oh but I have money put away for that.”